damnthatswhatshesaid:

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gallimaufryin:

atangledmess:

Omg i totally sang that and it was totally worth it and ;3;

sang it

If this were true, I’d still be married. Some men just don’t like getting laid regularly, apparently.

discobloodbaths:

gee

pee

oh

why

ladyofmischief:

My Prince Charming

working to redirect all ridiculous emotion towards actors/characters who have no possible way to ever find out I exist =^.^= So far, my stupid “oh he’s cute I guess, but I’ve never met him so… nothin” is still in the way.  How broken do you have to be to have no way of building a fantasy life?  Just look at me I guess.

encores:

Interviewer: On the fanboy boner scale, would you call this film a half mast, a full chub, or a “Dear God, I have a hammer in my pants”?

Tom: Dear God, I have Mjolnir in my pants.

gallifreyan-slayer:

captain-solo:

ohyounaughtyminxyou:

scottishbitch:

Pores and scruff.

 #i know he’s already on the list but i would do terrible things to him TWICE

Yeah I know. There’s no terrible thing that I haven’t imagined doing to him, or him doing to me…. or him doing to le Master, or le Master doing to him….. with me there…

Oh good god.

this man is pure sex…